Guys who aren't afraid to tell Dad jokes are the best lol. What's your favorite dad joke?

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There's a nice Tshirt in my local shop that says 'Need You Tonight' on it.
It's only available INXS and since Lockdown i'm a size XL at best.

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Every time I tell dad jokes, he laughs

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Glad he appreciates them 😆

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Just spent $100 on a belt that doesn’t fit.
Huge waist!

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I did too LOL

What makes a joke a dad joke?

It’s apparent!

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Haha! Good one! Thank you for sharing

Unfortunately I haven’t heard any good jokes lately. But did you hear about the kidnapping?



He woke up. *buh dum, tssss*

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This is great!!

Guys who memorize dad jokes are lame. Dad jokes should be part of someone’s personality by default, not forced.

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You got kids A1? You will know they don’t care where the jokes came from as long as they share a laugh with Dad.

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How do you follow will smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints

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Clever! I wonder if the show will resonate with the next generation

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Jack Sparrow approves.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Related: What do you call it when you can't go to the steakhouse?

A big missed steak.

What sport was Jesus good at?

Lacrosse

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I've always heard this as "Cross Training" which is both funnier and darker.

And yes, my devout Baptist family loves that joke

Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

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Mystery of the century 😆

Off the top of my head I can't think of any of the impromptu dad jokes I've told over the years (I'm BIG on the off the cuff dad jokes, much to my kids' and wife's chagrin), but going off on a tangent, my favorite ongoing dad joke from when I was a kid was how my dad had himself and us kids answer the phone when we were growing up:

"Stone's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. How may I direct your call?"

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Too funny.

A Dung Beetle walks into a bar and says "Excuse me, but is this stool taken?"

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

“Meet Patty.”

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Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?

Because they're extinct.

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😭😭 oh dear

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Did you hear about the kidnapping?!

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Oh never mind, he just woke up…

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No wonder batteries always die. It’s gotta hurt to never be included.

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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They’re huge metal fans.

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