Gym gays, I’m on a massive gain phase atm (4700 cals a day) in trying to get ready for Summer 2022. How does one manage to maintain this whilst also occasionally btming 😂. I’m unable to and too scared to even try given how many trips to the bathroom I take (6/7). Plz help me or I’ll cry.

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Just 💩 and then enema right before. Your partner should also understand if they’re going through the 💩 hole sometimes 💩 happens.

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I literally eat like 1500-2000 calories a day lol. I’m a little twink though. Nothing helpful to add sorry I just thought the difference is funny.

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I’m so jealous. I literally can’t wait to cut so I don’t need to eat as much anymore

Lol this is such a real problem. If I know I’m going to be bottoming, what works for me is sticking to lean protein, rice, and veggies only. No dairy or protein powder leading up to it

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Yea, just douche b4 fun bb!

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Eat fiber, it helps making douching faster. But it’s a hideous chore to douche. Sometimes I give up in the middle when it’s taking too long. I just ended bulking for the Southern Hemisphere summer, now ready for the harvest LOL

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Have you gone through the bulking/cutting cycle before? How does it help? It sounds mind boggling to me that someone can consume that much food for a few months and then live on half of that during the summer.

Hope that helps!

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Wtf are you eating in a day

There are plenty of huge bottoms on Twitter constantly bottoming, so I’m sure it can be done.

Try the fibre pills, metamucil/Pure? Works for me but I eat half of what you do OP

I eat fibre pills but I can assure you that even then, it’s a dangerous situation in the bathroom LOL

This sounds like dysmorphia and an eating disorder

It’s not even close to either. You have to put on pounds to be able to get muscle

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