Had a 6am flight this morning and the guy that was sitting next to me smelled like he showered in liquor. His music was too loud and he just kept dancing/singing and then as we were taking off he put his shades on, turned to the window and flipped the city? the clouds? off.
Lastly he accidentally spit on my arm while trying to say something to me.

Would you have asked to be seated somewhere else?

Brb gonna shower in Clorox.

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Am I the only one who has more questions about the complementary in-flight hamster than about the guy?

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Seriously I am so confused

I had a guy next to me that wouldn’t stop shaking his legs lean down like he was getting something out of his bag under the seat but really he was hitting his vape pen the whole flight.

Southwest

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He pulled a Harry Styles 😂

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I would’ve just got up and moved.

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It wouldn’t be. He was the one who was rude.

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Which city was he flipping off?

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I was going to guess Florida. All of it.

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Menace

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I’d tell him say it don’t spray it 🧐

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Definitely going through something. 😂 You should’ve asked him who hurt him. Though then you’d probably get tears on your arm too.

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If you don’t feel comfortable absolutely.

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Flew spirit once and the guy sitting next to me smelled like he had just puked on himself for a 7 hour flight, now I just pay extra for delta

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Average Spirit Airlines enjoyer

American Airlines*

Tell me you’re flying to PBI without telling me you’re flying to PBI

I mean, What else you gonna do in Greensboro?

Reminds me of my weekly commute into and out of Vegas airport a few projects back.

My worst airplane companion experience was sitting next to this cute older lady.
She kept farting, some so bad they woke me. I’d react & she would just smile.
I was in a middle seat & she was traveling with the person seated in the side seat.
Kept passing snacks amongst each other & talking loudly. I didn’t understand a word she said & I think she enjoyed it.

Anyway, how do I get a sugar daddy with a private plane?

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