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Had a date ask me for my tax returns. What do I do?

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What to do? Stop banging your accountant. Problem solved.

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What the fuck, Jared?? You fishbowled about our date in the middle of dinner? I thought you said your mom was texting you!

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RUN!

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If she going leave your ass, she going leave with half. Unless she makes more then it's all $ in the bank

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HA fuck that

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Fabricate one and show her $30K. Tell her you've been lying about your life.

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Wait what?!

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I can't even imagine the convo that led to that

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Jesus. Nope the fuck out of there

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That's ridiculous. When you're dating someone you only need their social everyone knows that

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Troll

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Doctor them so you look like a boss

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Tell them to blow it out their ass

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Like I don't care how hot he/she is.... Run the FUCK Away!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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Lol WHAT?! Time to gtfo of that date

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Lol: everyone assumes this is a guy and said investigator is a lady

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How on earth does this even come up

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Citi 2, do you live in some alternate universe where male sex is so valuable they can sell it?

If so, how do I join you?

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