Had a dream last night where the project wanted me to work at a desk INSIDE the bathroom and I refused, and then partner was mad I refused... 🤯

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Screw this profession honestly.
I dream about my excel models all the time.
Crazy

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SOML. I joke I’m the highest paid bathroom attendant at our client site (I sit by the bathrooms and people constantly interrupt me to ask if they can leave stuff on the desk while they go to the restroom...)

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OP S1 you taking things too seriously. Chill out a little

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