Had a steamy dream about my manager last night and now I can't look at him the same.

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Been there 🥵

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Been there... except I can totally still look her in the eyes 🤩

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Suppressed wish?

SAME! I wish he’d hit me up but 1) it’s inappropriate and he’s not like that and 2) he barely ever acknowledges my existence. So sad but I’ll just admire him from a distance forever I guess

We work at the same company so now I’m wondering if we’re dreaming about the same manager 🤔🤔

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