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Handy chart so you don’t mix up your Ominous Clients

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Boy was I surprised during my last “engagement” with black water. I showed up wearing deal sleds expecting it to be a strategy case but realized it was a staff aug when they handed me a shemagh and a plate carrier. Project quickly went out of scope. Syria was cool though.

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I’m glad. Been playing a lot of Tarkov and wasn’t sure people would be in the same headspace.

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This is actually really helpful

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Very funny!!!

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Can you add “Chris” to the vertical axis?

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You need to add “Tread” the the vertical axis so you can get some fictional government assassins in there. Plus another tire company apparently

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Plus what I do at work each day.

Blackstone is a grill

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Black Rock is also a grill

Called one Black the other during a client call last week. Oops.

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I once met an older women at a bar. We hit it off. I asked what she did and she said I work for backwater. I thought “oh damn a smart one” and kept talking to her. It wasn’t until I asked her about investing that I realized I made a terrible mistake. I could’ve used this then. Also the tattoos that were visible were probably a 🚩 as well.

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Stone bridges over black rock water

+Bridgepoint (investment firm)

Ooooh that’s how they come up with their company names🤯

Love it 😂

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Best SPG property in Denver?

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Questions posed by Yellen, curious to hear your thoughts. Have reforms gone too far? Is the financial system too burdened to support economic growth?

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EY getting the shoutouts tonight at the #emmys okkkkkkkk

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Listening to the new St. Vincent album (which is great, btw), and wondering if you think Indie stars could carry ad campaigns as a spokesperson. Have you seen any successful examples of this?

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Practice lost 5 people this week, one manager, one senior, three associates. Im not unhappy with how things are going but I begin to wonder if they know something I don't.

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Ideas on where to stay in or near Fort Worth?

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Anyone go into law after auditing for a few years? Does that open any law related doors?

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Is anyone going to Explore Wharton 2018?

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Is ‘partnership’ the most BS word in an industry of BS?

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An emergency to divert funds to a different cause! Hmmm sounds kid of familiar!

At least he’s not leading us to war for done baloney reason right?

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Does anyone here struggle in consulting on a regular basis? I have been here 4 years and yet everyday feels an infinite struggle. Hard for me to admit this

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What’s the point of living in NYC for a junior consultant? Is it worth spending a huge chunk of salary to get decent housing?

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To all Texan 🐟🐠🐟, would you recommend against taking a greyhound bus from Dallas to Austin as opposed to flying (one way trip)?

Pro tip: use your PTO to go all in on a personal hobby or side project for a week. It’s super refreshing, and you don’t have the stress of travel.

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I feel Dr Fauci’s reaction in my soul.

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Can’t bear to read the immigration news these days. Cases are rising like crazy due to stupid ignorance of the virus and on the other side stupid policy pushing students and immigrants out. November is round the corner I hope.

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So trump cut spending to the post office and now mail is slowing down, all get rid of mail-in-voting?

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What level roles are appropriate for an Expert AP (McKinsey) to exit into at FAANG or Microsoft? If you’ve made this jump, was comp better? WLB?

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Doing my first karva chauth tomorrow. It’s not part of my culture so I don’t know any of the details. How flexible is the no-water rule?

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Ideas for client gifts this year? Typically has been a nice bottle of wine, but only to the clients I had previously shared drinks with so I knew they were wine drinkers.

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