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What’s the silliest thing you’ve done because you’re lonely?

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I’ll start: dating

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Try on different outfits at home, including shoes and purses to go with. 👗 👠 👜

So when I have somewhere to go, I already know Ima look hella good. 🤪

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Don’t know if they do, but it’s makes me feel better, more confident when I bring my A game.

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Prior to dating my now-wife, I spent nearly $2000 on 7 swim suits, just to try them all on and decide which one of the 7 I was going to go with for an adult swim meet.

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I can totally relate to this! I just bought 3 swim suits this week.

But I’m keeping all 3. 😅

Spend $600 at homegoods.. wait that was this morning

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OMG YES!!! 🥰🥰🥰

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Light a bunch of candles, listen to music while writing a journal entry about my life on a Friday night lol.

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Hey, writing it out is better than avoiding your negative feelings with risky behavior ✨ next time I open my journal it’s gonna be like “lol who are you, never seen you here before”

Drank myself into oblivion and sped around town doing 130 in my bmw

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Sorry to hear that! I’m not a big drinker at all so it makes dating a little harder for me too 😕

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Re-downloaded hinge 🥴

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Talk to a guy I have no interest in 🙄

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