Has any1 gone through security successfully with “toys” in luggage? SO visiting next week so preparing for surprises. But want to avoid being red faced at airport security!

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I had some toys pulled out once in Peru, big rubber dong among them. The security guy held the dong up for his buddy to see. At first I was pissed. Then I started laughing and winked at the dude. He turned bright red and put everything away quickly.

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I’d proudly display them. No shame baby. Own it!

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Take the batteries out if possible. If you want to avoid possible inspection, check ‘em. I always giggle when I see the TSA inspection slip by my toy bag. :)

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And if I don’t feel like answering “what’s in there?” with “my toys, would you like me to take them out?”, I punt and say my electric toothbrush may be going off

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I am sure they see plenty of toys. Only extreme ones like whips and handcuffs might get attention. I get slightly embarrassed with lube in my plastic liquids bag in Europe 😊

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Just tear the cover and keep the bottle without any label. Nobody notices mine I think.

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I once got asked at the Canadian border how I knew one of my friends whom I was visiting. I shamelessly said "he is a friend whom I used to have regular hookups with" and saw his face turn red along with a "welcome back to Canada" greeting.

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Traveled with lots of toys and BDSM gear. Only ever been a small issue at Amsterdam where they claimed handcuffs were illegal in carry-on (they aren't). So half my toys were laid out across the priority security line while they discussed among themselves. I didn't give a shit - they were super embarrassed about it tho. I think as long as you follow regulations and own your kinks, don't worry.

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