Has anyone ever shit their pants at work or on the way to/from work? I’ll go first... Was on my way to my buddy’s place for post-work dranks when I got the sudden urge to poo. Stuck in rush hour traffic I started sweating. Fast food places were not allowing people inside (only drive thru during peak covid) so I drove around looking for bush to shit in. Found a house with no lights on and nice bushes out front and pulled over. (Cont’d in comments)

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Had napkins in the backseat so I reached back to grab them. Seatbelt still on and was pushing on my stomach and shit started coming out. I was panicking and sweating , and pinching the buttcheeks didn’t stop the flow. Finally got ahold of the napkins and waddled my swamp ass to the bush. Needless to say, I left my dirty clothes in the bush,bailed on my friend, and drove home half naked af.

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This is why you're not getting any new legal recruits 🤷‍♂️

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What in the world? I heard Ed Sheehan did this on stage and I don’t understand how this happens to people unless it’s diarrhea.

It’s always diarrhea

I’ve seen from discussions and clips on other forums that JB did this recently in front of BJ and camera. Was that real?

Bruh! I’m feeling second hand embarrassment right now, hope everything’s ok

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