Has anyone run across a humorous Privacy Policy that was understandable but still checked all the compliance boxes?

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I saw one that was not exactly humorous, but used symbols/emojis and seemed to check the necessary boxes. Not exactly humorous, but it was creative. I think there was a blog post about it on the IAPP or something

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Checking all compliance boxes is not a thing. But also no (in response to your question)

Bet A1 is fun at parties

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Yea where it stated "all your burning legal questions" and "Kevin's famous chili recipe from the office"

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