When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
Why does everyone in the tax service line look like every kid that was bullied in high school
Do any of you have kids? If so do you find working for the big four manageable with a child?
I feel like a mother f*king zombie.
Dear kid from middle seat who pulled up my window blind while I was dozing off, head resting right where the bright scorching sun started to slowly burn a hole.. Fuck you. I will steal your cookies.
Any ladies here that were pregnant while in consulting? Any tips on how to manage work stress, long hours, travel etc. while making sure you have a healthy pregnancy?
Anyone else want to punch the kid in the face that plays Peter Pan in the Geico commercial?
Sitting in a coffee shop in Atlanta, and I see three perfectly tanned, toned, and dressed women pushing baby strollers.. Man.. Any ladies looking for house husbands? I'll be pretty for you.
JOSH NORMAN TO THE SKINS BABY
Saw the other day that one of our under performing associates was sporting a Rolex GMT Master. Key is never let them know you're coming kid, tone it down.
How do you deal with on of your co workers being a total fake? He manipulates the directors/partners. Shows up when he feels like it. He is the golden child.
I m a manager, M3. I am new to the dept too. I really want to have a kid, but so afraid that the pregnancy and give birth around Feb 2017 will hold me back from becoming a senior manager. Sigh ## :(
If your company offered 20 weeks paternity would you take the full time? Would your answer change if you were up for AVP with 2-3 DR?
Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?
What do the requirements for equity partner look like at your firm? How is origination handled (ie once you bring in a client every new matter is your origination whether they called you or someone else at the firm, whether you do the work, and even whether for insurance clients the adjuster assigning to a colleague doesn’t know who you are)? My firm has one female equity partner- who doesn’t have a family. How can I work to change the mold for others to get there?
Is Deloitte Studio more like an agency or consultancy? Is their pay and title structure more like one or the other?
What do you find to be a greater determinant of promotion material at your firm (aside from brownnosing)? Demonstrating...1) Ability to grind through mindless work 2) Ability to think strategically
Girls, co-workers often say that they put kids to sleep at 7-8 pm. How?!? Am I the only mom who wants to spend time with MY kids and feel guilty for not spending enough time with them?
Any thoughts on the nice looking garment duffles? Have my eye on the hook and Albert since I usually travel with two suits. I use regional jets a lot so overhead space sucks (why I use a duffel now)
Any ideas for discouraging students from using Google translate, or like services? I tell students they need to rely on their brains, after all it is the original computer. Ask “What would they do if they have no signal, in a foreign country and are lost?” They continue to use it. Other teachers in my department don’t see it as an issue...any helpful suggestions are welcome.
Anyone thought about working in Dubai remotely for your firm to save tax? Any thoughts on how you’ve planned it or how it’s gone?
How critically do you examine the operations of each company before investing in their stocks? For example-I avoid investing in Walmart, Walgreens, Target, etc. because they sell alcohol and...
fake social media profiles are the new “hot single ladies in your area” email scammers i always respond to see what happens this one gave up fast 🤣
Does Phase X projects count as end to end implementations? For example, I did Phase 1, Phase 2 (added new modules) and Phase 3 (added newly acquired company) for a client. Does this count as 3 end to end implementations or just 1?
Anyone know of any afghan refugees who arrived to Chicago area recently? Was hoping to volunteer and find out ways to help.
My firm is about to apply for my i140 and my wife who's on an h1b just found out that her company won't be able to file for her gc. Can I file for her h4 ead along with my i485 application?
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