“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

🤡.. like who really cares about how many connections you made in 4 months? Seriously.

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"It has nothing to do about the number"
LOL
...but everything to do with horrible grammar! Who writes sh*t like that??

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Not sure I follow you

Sounds like he's saying that he's looking forward to going from 40k to 50k+

He is just bragging about the number, the explanation is just bs.

Pronouns in bio. Don’t care.

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