Have begun noticing that my corporate flirting skills are quite subpar. Nobody is 100% honest with what they say and I have been way too honest 😀😭 Shocked and disappointed.

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Okay, wth are “corporate flirting skills”? Are we still talking flirting n sex here or is OP going super duper business lingo here while sitting on that D high horse?

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