There is so much drama within senior leadership on my project that it would make the offspring of a threesome with The Bachelorette, Grays Anatomy, and a soap opera look like a sitcom.
When you're killing yourself on the project but your SM plays favorites with the other consultant. Gonna have to revert back to not giving a fuck.
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave
Had THE best hook up last night. 💯 Any other 🐠 use project travel for "extracurricular activities"?
Day 1 of project - lead tells me we should do a team outing involving weed (since we're in a legal area). Dafuq?
Who has the best teammate? Mine is not only a rockstar with the client but also gives amazing dating advice ;)
Project Managers are the worst fucking people.
Oh! Another personal project with Trump.
Just checked the bathrooms on 4 different floors at my client site and every fucking stall is taken. Wtf!
For those asking what work Vayner has created... here you go. Droga's Tap Project did it better IMO 💦 http://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/stella-artois-makes-people-wait-for-water-in-extension-of-water-org-super-bowl-effort/
Who got it worse than me? Onboarded a project as lead the day before ramp. Project doesn’t have a proper sow, proposal deck, clear cut deliverables, scope, or a timeline other than due date cont.
My client cried, when I told them I am leaving the firm, is that normal? And no we're not fucking.
Im one of the few traveling people on my project. SO gets jealous when I have dinner with team members of the opposite sex. How do I explain that it's normal in consulting?
Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS
Is dating a client against policy? I haven't started but it is almost there. Or should wait until the project ends?
If Trump was a consultant. Client: can you deliver this? Trump: I'll tell you at that time. I'll keep you in suspense
Senior simply copy pastes my work and sends it to client. What the fuck is this? I don't understand how incompetent some people can be
Lost my client badge Thursday morning (I think) gave myself the weekend to look for it. Come in today and desk attendant gives me a ton of snark about "my 3rd guest being the last". F U bitch.
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Does EY still payout the bonus if one is leaving the firm but the last working day is post the payout date?EY
That awkward moment when you meet a girl at the bar who says she's about to start at ATK and your friend just got laid off there after only 7 months...
Who is shorting what?!
Can anyone give me a legit salary range? Sr. Cons, fed practice, 3.5 years experience, financial modeling/cost analysis/data analytics (SoCal)...how much should I be making? Glassdoor isn't reliable
Have you guys ever bought gift card from store using AMEX and use them during travel days. For example: Starbucks, Chipotle.
Was anyone who had the combo work/personal phone able to keep their number after separating? How do I even start? 😣
Accenture folks: where does the position "Junior Project Manager" rank in the hierarchy? Follow up question: what does the hierarchy look like?
I recently moved to an industry job and have way more free time on my hands. I was looking into getting a real estate license, but how do I turn that into a side business without joining a brokerage full time? Anyone here have experience?
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