Have your dry cleaner ever shrunk your pants? I feel like my slacks shrunk...

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Imma still say it:

Nah, you're just fatter

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🍑😉

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DAMNIT

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Before anyone else mentions you are perhaps gaining weight/muscle mass...what materials are your slacks?

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So they couldn't have shrunk?

Are they cotton? Cotton, especially denim, stretches out when you wear it so it is always tightest just after being washed. Wool doesn't really stretch or shrink without becoming disformed so it's highly unlikely. Polyester - you need to go buy grown up pants, but no, they don't shrink.

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