Heard a girl tell the man that was with her in the bank today "Once you put a ring on it, this can be our bank account. Until then? It's MY bank account." Lol, I wanted to clap but felt like that would be inappropriate since I was 100% eavesdropping. But my face was like this!

The busdriver told me to have a nice day and I almost said "thanks for shopping with us." I think I need a vacation, LOL

After protesting against the police, let’s protest against HR, one of the greatest scams to exist in our country.

I hid all my ex's SmartWool socks when I kicked him out 3 years ago. They're still what gets me though the winter

What are some of the best consulting firms for digital strategy roles? Looking for a change and was wondering which of the T1/T2 firms have digital practices in Canada. I have applied to ATK and McK. BCG is working to establish their presence in Canada but their team is focused on establishing top down. Bain doesn’t have digital focus. Can anyone shed some light on other T2 firms?

What we shorting boys

Looking at real estate crowd funding and found a good comparison list on investorjunkie. Looking at Fundrise, RealtyMogul, and Rich Unkles. 2 questions:

Is it true that Accenture allows work from any of the 8 office location ?

Salary for VP or Director of Content? I was approached by a company looking to hire a VP of Content. 120-150 employees based in Canada. Marketing team of 11 with 2 in content though looking to grow the team this year. Tech company. No salary info. What range would be appropriate to ask for?

Can you typically negotiate post MBA consulting offers?

Been doing accounting for over a year, I am well adversed in accounting, payroll, sales tax, and taxes, have done accounting for companies generating up over 10 million dollars in revenue. Everyone at my firm got a pay bump about a few months back but I’m still stuck at $15 the hour. Am I getting taken advantage of? I’ve also worked through a tax season and have been putting out 80-90 hour weeks consistently. Haven’t stopped working 60+ hour weeks since May. Almost 21. Any help????

Does anyone have experience working in-house at a REIT? It sounds kind of intense, but I have no source to corroborate, ha.

Anyone interested in DHG IT audit/consulting, HMU

SOS: Good places to source experiential mockups?

What books would you recommend for someone wanting to get better at sales?

Hi fishes,

Is there any openings for Java developer with 14+ YOE ?

7 YOE Mainframe & Unix
Not good at COBOL
Good Communication
Team playing leading skills
People skills
What may I learn to climb career ladder ?

Healthcare community: which consulting firm/s are considered the “go to” for medium and small payers in the US? I mean payers excluding the national 5. TIA!

“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

"...likely goes without saying, but obviously we can't..."
– an account director

Translation: "I know it's not my place to say (and everyone knows it) and we'll really have to work hard to get this done (and everyone knows it). But I want to be on record as being against it before there's any whiff of complication or controversy—and before the client has an opportunity to be for or against anything."

Ah... teamwork.

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

Creative 1: “Just closed on my house today.”

Creative 2: “I’ve been seriously considering buying a second pair of jeans, but I’m gonna do some more research first."

“What will the account think?”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

Does anyone try to make "friends" at work, or do you keep it strictly professional?

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

WILL WE GET A DAY OFF????

"You are paid to be a specialist in this area" - thanks coach...

During a recession, is it safer to work in energy (like Exxon Mobil for example) or in cyber security?

Requester: let me know your availability for a meeting
Me: 10-11am
Req: how about 12:30pm or 5pm?
Me: no

(Meeting ended up at 10:30-10:45am)

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

" no one is going to be at your funeral giving a eulogy about how many requisitions you've filled"

- an irate coworker in Recruitment

I’ve been working at my current job for going on four years now. After COVID I took on a lot of responsibility at work and was given a promotion to senior case manager. I’ve trained several new case managers, took on a lot of responsibilities and I am considered the backbone of my site by my supervisor who works remotely. I’ve tried to ask for a raise on several occasions but I was told that it’s not in the budget every time. What should I do?im 28, should I just take my experience elsewhere?

“I always use the default emojis when messaging clients of colour. I don’t want them to think I’m super into being white of anything!”

Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?