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I don't get it OP....

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They made a world map out of little dots. Psycho shxt.

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Just how many hours did that take? Why? Who would do this? So many questions...

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I’m a geographer and this is a personal attack.

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I wonder if this is just really old or was created with a macro.

In old ppt, tables were shapes joined together (until like 2006).

If a macro, there are ones where PPT can break down / map an image.

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Don’t get it either

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So I have a similar graphic in my toolkit. It’s like 200 little circles that are grouped and make the world map so you can color or resize specific circles to make a kick ass little chart. It slows ppt way down though. Also this was part of an external asset for a publication and was created by a design agency for us. I love it and I put it in every time I have a legit use for it.

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Can someone advise me what would be the approx in-hand salary? Have tried on Ambition Box but couldn't get much clarity on it.

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“Just do whatever they did in the prior year”

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Real Story 😂😂

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My local Omega boutique has a 1 year wait list for the 007 Seamaster 😳😳😳

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Hello Excel champs , need your help with the below screenshot. First table contains the master data with Parent and Child item details. Agenda - is it find out all the child items pertaining to make 1 unit of the corresponding parent item. In this example I took Parent Item A and exploded all the Child items and the required units to make 1 unit. Now the challenge is that I have a master data of 250,000 line items and I am trying to figure out the exploded version of all the Parent items.

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I don’t care at all about any of it anymore. At all. Been faking it for years.

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I haven't been able to find a full-time gig in three months and I want to set myself on fire.

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Been with a girl for years. We get along well and enjoy each other's company. We're comfortable around each other, and I've generally been happy with her. As we've begun talking about marriage, I'm really giving some deliberate thought as to whether she's the right life partner for me. I'd pondered it before, but our relationship progressed very organically so never gave it too much serious consideration.

Now that I think of it, cont..

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Anyone have a peloton referral code?

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I’d like to preface this post with saying I was in a very toxic relationship previously. I went to therapy, healed myself, and now feel I have found someone very healthy. He self reflects, he listens, he’s present, he makes me feel heard (mostly). With all that said, I can’t stop feeling like he’s only giving me the bare minimum. I do a lot of the small things, make sure I’m hitting all his love languages daily, and I keep feeling like he thinks he’s doing everything to keep me happy, but

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Has anyone heard of Steadily Landlord insurance?

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Hi Cognians, I'm new to cognizant

I had multiple tests like blood, hormone and PCOD test near by hometown...is it possible to claim for them? If yes, how can I proceed.

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What is the scope after MS in Pharmaceutical/ health care management in USA. I am a pharmacy graduate and have been working as a quality control analyst in lab, I wish to switch my department and am looking for MBA-Pharmaceutical management or MS in healthcare management in USA. what is the scope of these fields in the states.

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Hey, we are having a group dinner at Black Tap on 35th and 6th at 7:00 this Saturday for NYC folks. Come join us and make new friends :)

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Dice

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Hi Fishes,
I'm a consultant with Deloitte India with 9 YOE.
I'm getting 12LPA whereas, they are hiring again a consultant with 3 YOE and they are paying them 16LPA. So i have asked my manager on fixing my pay to Market standards.
I can move on to other company easily, but just 9 months with Deloitte India
Wanted to serve atleast 1 year.
What's your recommendations please

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Which one is best for IT Sector in terms of best CTC. DELHI/NCR vs PUNE.

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Hit that Like 👍🏻 button if you love ❤️ Phonetool and it's icons! Amazon

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Hello, I have applied for Quality analyst IJP and next round is personal interview, Can somebody guide me on how to approach this interview?

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Tired of using Harvey balls, Intern proposing new scale to manager be like :

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I feel you Michael

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“Being a consultant is not stressful at all” - Marc 26 years old

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WFH start vs now

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How your boss thinks of you when you get staffed on your first project.

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When a coworker asks how your weekend was but you had a 30 page report due Monday morning

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*distant analyst cries*

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When you ask to work from home for the week because you could only get a doctor or dentist appointment that week

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Thank you for reminding me

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Should this cross-post to the excel bowl??

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Do you realize if you do it at 11:59 on December 31st and the clock strikes midnight it will be same shit different decade

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Adapted from an earlier post🐝

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Dear new hires on your first engagement 🤗

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Procrastination at it's best...

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How’s everyone coping with tp shortage? Discuss!

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Can’t be more accurate

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I wonder if this is just really old or was created with a macro. In old ppt, tables were shapes joined together (until like 2006).If a macro, there are ones where PPT can break down / map an image.

Don’t get it either

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I wonder if this is just really old or was created with a macro.

In old ppt, tables were shapes joined together (until like 2006).

If a macro, there are ones where PPT can break down / map an image.

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