Cannot wait to leave pwc. I've gotten shitty ratings twice now from my RP but the partner on my project approached me during work to tell me that he didn't agree with/understand my rating. Fuck this.
I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl
So tired of shifting goalposts and fire drills that just piss off the client. Call the fucking MW and end this nonsense
How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.
Missandei goddamn girl. Would love to get staffed on a market penetration project with her. Just sayin
Just got on the bench and I’m really considering trying to transfer to AFS. I have a puppy and my last role was remote so it was easy to be with him but I don’t want to get on a traveling project...
Way to fuck up a pitch - MD corrects a client on an obscure Warren Buffett fact - mood in the room changed to get the F out 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Worth meeting up with someone from an online dating app in your client city during the weekdays?
An Inconvenient Poop - The story of a jr cw who had to leave a client presentation for a bowel movement.
Principal to Associate: listen, if you want to ever sell a project, don't respond to a question with "who f-ing knows??"
Thoughts on dating a teammate? Been in same project for ~4 months, have 1 mo. to go - afraid it may hurt perception of my professionalism or that this may be considered of bounds?
Need help Cyber 🐠: Client's a firm that just got hacked. All they ever do is bitch about Vault rankings, their "look," and some shit about "Harder than Harvard." Thoughts on handling these douches?
Been dating somebody on my project for the last 3 months. They recently got out of an engagement. Ex's Instagram shows signs they are getting married still. What do I do?
Today in a presentation, I said look at the cell in column BJ and the all three members of the client company burst out laughing. I'm glad to see I never have to grow up
Damn auto correct : Wrote an email to my client “Can we put together a deck to highlight your impeachment” meant to say achievement fml 🤦🏻♂️
Just landed at my client's city on the west coast. I'm from the east coast. Just realized I forgot my laptop at home. What do I do? FUCK!
A partner called me from SF to NYC to discuss the deck for a client meeting on Wednesday. He just 'forgot' to tell me he's working remote for today and tomorrow..bitch!
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When one of your homies gets out the trap and goes to MBB - Take us with you fam #hemadeit
I have a c-suite / svp relationship via family at one of the biggest major IT suppliers. IT client director knows this and asked me to reach out to escalate on a supply chain issue. This is out of scope. Should I be a team player or demand I get a golf round at Pebble Beach for this ask.
For those of you that have an MBA, was it worth the effort and money? I'm considering going to Georgetown full-time and would really appreciate any insight from folks on the other side.
Any holiday travelers? Where are you headed?
Help. I feel so depressed and unmotivated and nothing is helping to get me over this slump. I’m a consultant with 3 YoE at Accenture. I just got an offer at an amazing firm, but I am tempted to not take it and stay at Accenture because I’m so burned out and I have negotiated taking a medical leave with my team. I just don’t know what to do or if I’ll even be cut out for consulting again after the leave is over. Have any of you gotten through a similar low point? How did you do it?
Had my final KPMG interview last week. I reached out to the recruiter and never heard back. Should I assume I did not get the role?
Ramp to terminal C blocked this am at LGA - be prepared for longer than usual to get to this dump of an airport
A manager fucked up the intern review process and now this high Performing intern is not going to get an offer. What should be the repercussion for this bumbling manager?
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes! #quarterlifecrisis #wfh
Depp or Heard?
Does anyone have free materials or websites they use to study for the PMP or get practice tests from?
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