Hello fishes I'm yet o serve 1month of notice period I need some break from this hectic project. Any ideas to get early release Or moving to bench without complications.

Bench life is driving me crazy.

Got staffed 3rd day of joining, bench is deep. Not sure if they just need someone or if it's really a good opportunity. What are questions to ask? Was told it's great to launch career here.

What's the longest anyone's been on the bench? 6 weeks and counting here.

Aargh this bench time is getting to me!! 5 weeks and counting ...

Taking a call in your car in front of the mall because your on bench and don't want to waste time at home in fromt of your laptop :)

Why are the last five days before you roll off the longest?!

I hate looking at this app when I am on beach ! Or bench for rest of world :-)

1. Industry wide question: is your bench heavy? 2. Accenture Strategy question: Do you feel like there's not enough work to go around, and the work that is available isn't teaching you much?

Woke up this morning with a nice morning wood, with no one beside me. It's like my dude is on the bench. Need to staff on a project soon.

Sitting on the bench has some perks. Slept in and then went and got a coffee and saw this huge line for a Hillary Clinton rally so I said, "fuck it," and spent my day listening to Hilldawg.

Sunday eve before the beginning of a week on the bench . Oops I mean beach. Miami to be exact.

Being on the bench is the reason I can't bring myself to make the move to in-house.

House of cards is back. Good for people who are on bench and love the show. For the first time in months I wish I was on bench too 🙄

First time on the bench in almost 2 years. What is this life??

Day two of being on Bench... Seeing others who have been on bench for 12 weeks... Fee pretty relaxed!! #EarnedDowntime

What's the craziest absence or stunt you pulled while being on the bench? Besides taking long and unaccounted for vacations? 😎

day one on new project tomorrow after 2.5 months on the bench. i should be more nervous....

First time on the bench since I started 4 years ago. Feels so weird...

When you get rolled off your first project...as we go on...we remember...

Does KPMG do 4-2-2 when people are on the bench?

How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

This is looking great!

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Do you prefer Starwood or Marriott and why? I have roughly half points in both but thinking of focusing on one now.

Anyone know how deep the bench is right now? Feels like nothing is going on

When the manager mistakenly sends you a text intended for his wife. We both need a break, it seems.

Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!

On site role's biggest perk is a 9 to 5 commitment

First it was Deloitte then Accenture and now KPMG will KILL Performance Ratings. They're super subjective so I'm a fan of the move. How has it worked out for you guys?

Just slept for 12 hours. Wow I needed that. How many hours a night do you all average for sleep? I'm probably around 5-6.

I know all of our team conference call numbers and their various codes by heart but I can't recite my gf's number.

Is it possible to commit to leading bible studies in Thursday nights every week?

30% bonus 20% salary increase plus promotion. Boom!💵💵💵💵💵

What are some of your favorite Outlook hacks or best practices?

Do you ever sit down for five hours drinking coffee and water, then stand up and immediately realize you have to piss really badly

How much does everyone give their doormen/women as a Christmas bonus?

Thank the lords for pre-TSA 👏👏

Do any of you guys have a second job (part-time, freelance, etc.)?

Can we please make the group decision to not talk about politics here? This app is about discussing what we have in common as consultants—we should be able to come here to escape the horsefuckery.

Absolutely dreading a meeting this afternoon. Holiday break and this app are keeping me sane.