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Anybody awake? 34M here

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TGIF!! I’m ready for some vodka. Anyone else?!

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Have you all tried dating apps? If so what’s been your experience at this age?

Is it a horrible idea to tell my dates my work schedule is less busy than it actually is? Every guy I talk to ghosts me after I tell them my weekdays are generally hectic and unpredictable as deals can materialize suddenly in my line of work and I’d prefer making plans on weekends only for starters. I just don’t want to make plans and cancel on the guy, but this honesty is somehow getting interpreted as being too career focused / not ready to date. Make 🐠, is this a turn off for you?

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38F here .. for those of you on apps and seeking a relationship, not something casual, what are your age filters? Please specify your age and gender when replying

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What are your best questions for vetting a potential date? I'm looking for someone who wants a family so I always ask about that and the usual small talk things (work, where you live, family). But I think I see people through rose-colored glasses a bit. Looking for advice from men or women on here, I am a 36M (straight) with a date this weekend.

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Dating and relationships have always been a struggle for me. Either the woman ghosts me after the first date or just a personality clash. Been married for five years and thing we’re going well but over the past two years everything is my fault and I do nothing right and get verbally abused so much at this point I do not know what side is up anymore. I know what needs to happen I’m just scared

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In my 40s, here in the larger NYC area for a couple weeks visiting family. Male, athletic. If anyone's interested in chatting (admittedly in a playful mood currently, so that's my current preference), drop me a DM.

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Just in case you were wondering, Tinder is still pretty much exactly as you remember it.

After 48 hours on the site, I’ve had five matches; four of them I unmatched with because I knew it wouldn’t ever work so why waste anyone’s time, and the fifth unmatched me after I mentioned them being a spam bot (or whatever drives the fake accounts these days).

The handful of women’s that could be a great fit, of course haven’t matched, because I’m sure 99,999 other guys also felt the same way.

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In my non scientific experience and survey women tend to analyze every word to understand why we've been ghosted. Particularly after some time of phone calls, texting, and having tentative plans to meet. Have just spent a weekend wallowing about the guy that's disappeared, and it was my bday to boot. Please give me insight into why, particularly asking we of this age who should know better. I can appreciate timing, life happens, and other better options--why not at least say so?

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