Help me fellow fishbowlers: how do I nicely tell a girl that I sleep better alone and that I can call an uber for her?

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Haha , when she's on the way I say... "I have a call at 5am tomorrow that will last for 2 hours in which I will actively particupate - so just FYI"... 99% will choose to not have their beauty sleep destroyed

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As a female I wouldn't be offended - she probably also sleeps better alone

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"So your uber is on the way, same time and place tomorrow night?"

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Tell her you toss and turn and that you snore.

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