"Help me understand" is consultant speak for "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about"

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Friday was complicated. So, I am going to break it down. Nasdaq 100 Futures (NQ) traded to the 9837 level, 32.75 points short of it's 50% HWB short. It then proceeded to sell off like nobody's business to 9846.50, 31.5 points higher than the projected objective for the HWB short. So, if you followed me on the channel, we were positioned for a nice rally at the end of the day. Markets have no memory on Friday afternoon. So, I think we are going up eventually and rally hard.

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Mumbai folks!!
Any suggestions for 1bhk/preoccupied room/pg nearby powai area for a male professional. Budget 12-13k

Weird question alert: When did your daughters start “developing?” Noticing signs in my soon to be ten year old, which is a little concerning, as my sister has huge...tracks of land. Would rather my daughter didn’t have to deal with what I remember she had to. Anyone remember?

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Is fiverr a good place to start freelancing as a non creative? If not, any sites you’d recommend ?

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Waitlisted at Stanford 🙃🙃🙃 if anyone has been through this before, please DM me!

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My joining is in September end. I received mail from Talent aquisition team to confirm current address so that they can deliver welcome kit but didn't get PES completion mail till now. Its already more than one month after background verification document submission.
Can anyone confirm if we are good if we received welcome kit mail or pes completion mail is necessary. If necessary, how much time it will take??

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What future trends do you see in the payments industry that would drive digital enablement and provide a unified payments experience to merchants and customers?

POV: Product Development Strategy, Fintech

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Which is a better firm to join as an associate, Warburg Pincus or Advent?

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Hi 🇩🇪🐠! Ich trete zu Jahresbeginn eine Stelle bbeiAccenture an. Komme aus einer sehr viel kleineren Firma mit flachen Hierarchien (After Work Drinks mit CCO usw.) in UK und wollte mich mal erkundigen, wie generell der Umgang in der Firma ist, um nicht ins Fettnäpfchen zu treten 😅

Bis zu welchem Level duzt man?

Ist es üblich, MDs o.Ä. bei Teams anzupingen wenn man eine Frage hat?

Connected ihr euch bei Linkedin mit Senior Leaders, auch wenn man sich persönlich noch nicht begegnet ist?

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Any IPS advisory folks here ?

Is car sales at a dealership worth trying to get into? I'm a car guy so thought it in hopes I would be happier

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Does anyone know the pay for RNs in Atlanta? Thinking about relocating!

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Taking FAR this week. Any tips for what I should focus on?

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Does anybody in Verizon India feel they are at par with the market pay scale? And are you thinking of switching just for the money?

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Is it common for an SE to need to do analyst-style research for a POV/POC? This research helps guides our team of analysts in configuring the product’s environment for the POC. As an SE, I’m tasked with this research since I’m customer-facing but our analysts are not. Idea being that I can apply knowledge of the customer’s requirements.

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Hi Fishes,

Can you please guide me on how much should I expect as monthly in hand from the below salary slip.

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Hi all can anyone refer me , I am 8+ YOE in oracle service cloud Osvc

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I can’t take serious any consultant who uses their free work laptop bag. Partner or Analyst. Get your money out! I have no respect for you.

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Where and what’s for dinner tonight 🐟?
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Went on three dates in last three weeks. Two of them backed out when they came to know that I travel everyweek. The one left was unhappy this morning when I got up at 4 to catch my flight. FML !

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Book recommendations for new executives?

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