Help! My MacBook autocorrects “this” to “shit” and “hero” to “hore”. I need to work. What do I do?

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Someone played a trick on you

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System Preferences > Keyboard > Text

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^ thanks shit helped!

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Fix your ducking preferences

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I had a writer pull this sh*t with me. My Autocorrect made me sound Amish. I still remember, Vorsha. You hear me Vorsha?!?! Thou will feel thy wrath!

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