Help so sexually frustrated on this Sunday-Friday travel project

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Well hello there Mr. Right...oh look you brought a friend Mr. Left....sometimes we gotta bring it back to the good 'ol days...or Tinder..or any of the other hook up apps, but sometimes back to the basics will help you avoid any acts of desperation

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Prostrate simulation

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Prostate damnit!

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1) tinder 2) flex your SO

Gross. How long is the project?

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