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Here is my take on every major global firm as Harry Potter characters:

McKinsey - Tom Riddle
BCG - Albus Dumbledore
Bain - Cedric Diggory
LEK - Draco Malfoy
Strategy& - Minerva McGonagall
Parthenon - Sirius Black
Oliver Wyman - Remus Lupin
Kearney - Ron Weasley
Accenture - Newt Scamander
Deloitte - Dolores Umbridge
PwC - Gilderoy Lockhart
EY - Neville Longbottom
KPMG - Dobby the House Elf

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Strategy& was set perfectly. We definitely have that old school, tough love mentality.

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Love how this post says "Tom riddle" instead of "Voldemort". Some traditions must be respected.

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Deloitte is harder to get into than Hogwarts 🤷🏾‍♂️

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As someone from K I think we might be Luna. We are still at the table / school. But if we have anything meaningful to say no one is going to listen anyways.

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Ok millennial.

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What comes after millennial?

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KPMG is Hagrid. Accenture is that rat guy

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His name was
Peter pettigrew aka wormtail😂😂

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I’m disgusted. The house elf? DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!

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This is so kind to each firm



Except for KPMG, of course

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Fiercely loyal, regarded as 2nd class citizen yet reliable, and basically works for free. ..this checks out.

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I’ll take that 👍

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I’m surprised no one from Monitor has called me out for not separately identifying them.

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Well I’m happy with that cos look how hot Neville Longbottom grew up to be eh???

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Lemme guess… you work for BCG?

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Which boutique?

Deloitte has wayyyy bigger Draco Malfoy energy than LEK

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Yikes kpmg4 madmad about being dobby😂

Do we get to be Snape? 🤓

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LEK and Alix are both superior to big4, same with A&M.

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I wonder who is Hermione and harry?
Hermione knows everything and harry knows only 1 spell - Expelliarmus😂😂

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LMAOOOOO

Yoooo since we bought McK, it would be the child of Tom Riddle and Dobby the House Elf

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Scoop of the decade is out!! Sorry McK but the partners sold out

KPMG is a muggle, let’s be real here

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Squib would be worse…

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But who is Harry?

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Harry is FAANG

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Lol McKinsey and BCG are the same only difference is BCG pretends to be nice. I guess this is accurate if you think Dumbledore is a bad guy.

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From BCG and this is true

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