Here’s a list of FAANG list of what you drive if you work there. Apple:Tesla, Netflix:Subaru, Amazon:Jeep, Google: Lexus, Facebook:Kia Tesla:Mars Rover

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Toyota Corolla bro

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You already know 😎

Apple: Audi TT
Netflix: Subaru WRX
Amazon: 1994 Toyota Avalon that runs like a gem against all odds
Google: a new sporty-ish Lexus
Facebook: that BMW M5 that cut you off
Tesla: the Apple Car
Oracle: used to be a Crown Vic but became a project car for 20 years
Salesforce: Jeep Wrangler (Hybrid)
Microsoft: Transformer that turns into a Honda Civic
Spotify: Volkswagen Jetta
WeWork: Pontiac Aztek
Zynga: a kit car you buy part by part
Chick-fil-A: sleeper Plymouth van
Reddit: Alfa Romeo stuck in the shop

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94 Camry/Corolla all day everyday

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What about Tesla?

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The bus

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How come Facebook is Prius 🙄🤣

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Let’s change it to Facebook:Kia because of the massive privacy and security issues 🫣

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I drive a Jeep 🫣

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Your one of the sane ones A1✨

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BMW X5 over here!

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Is that an suv or sedan?

1998 Montero 😂

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