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That’s actually not true at pwc at all

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Senior Associate Paid Social. 1.5 years of experience. What would be a fair salary?

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I expecting to receive an offer letter this afternoon and to walkthrough it with the hiring managers. I will also have a phone call with HR later this week for any additional questions. I gave my expected salary range (pretty wide and aggressive) during the interview process but haven’t talked specifics. I assume negotiations happen with HR instead of the hiring manager? Anyone have any insight? Thank you so much. First time interviewing outside of college

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I feel like some SMs are brainwashed by the client. One I am working with doesn't like people leaving or wfh or going to the home office. Dude I gotta go catch up on my PD work.

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PARTNERS: two questions —1. If you see an associate has really low hours for the month, do you imagine them chillen on a beach somewhere or do you consider they probably spent most of their days sitting in front of the computer being “available”? 2. If you send an associate a random e-mail on a weekend like “Can you pull X and send to Y”, would you get annoyed if they responded saying they weren’t by a comp or would you consider it reasonable that they wouldn’t be by a comp on a weekend?

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Does anyone actually live in Asia and can shed some light on the salary difference in US vs. where you are? How big is the difference and given that healthcare, eating out, rent are generally cheaper there, what difference does it make in your savings?

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Anyone with PCOS have a baby? If so, was it hard to conceive. Did you have to try different methods, at what age?

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Bought some out of the money, long dated (Oct 20, Jan 21, Jan 22) calls on Disney, Nike, Marriott, Carnival. Buckled in for the ride

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This fucking close to hitting the resign button. It’s 8pm on a Saturday night and I’m the only one online and getting handed more work. The only reward for hard work is more work.

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It seems like a lot of industry fund account jobs for seniors offer 80-90k + 20-25% bonus potential. My question is what are the chances that you receive a bonus close to that in a given year? Anyone have past experience?

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Any recommendations for statement rings similar to the Cartier Love ring? Not looking for a replica, just other rings that are timeless and simple in design and could be worn daily without much thought. I want the Love ring but feel like it’s too “basic” at this point of popularity

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For those who got laid off/ left how long did it take for you to receive your Contribution back from the ESP?

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How do you know when it’s to go off meds/ reduce? My mom is pressuring me to

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Want to trade in my 2014 X3 for a Porsche Macan S, lease or purchase? What’s the maintanence costs of Macan looks like?

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Everyone is different. Different circumstances, etc. I get it. At 30 how much do you/did you have in 401k and Savings? Do you/did you own a home?

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How bad were the layoffs at your firm during 2008 - 2009?

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looking for hiking recommendations in acadia! summit or coastal hikes preferred 😃ty!!

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Is your in-house team looking to build out your capacity for producing podcasts?

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Has anyone tried strattera? I have been on concerta for a few months but don’t love stimulants so wanted to give strattera a try. I’m 4 days in and the side effects are really weird. Peeing is strange and some weird sexual side effects too (male). Anyone experience similar effects, and how long for them to go away?

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