He’s a 10 but his DAVERAGE.

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This is going into your performance review for being cheesy

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I'm a solid 6.5/10 but I got the DMAX.

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I’m a 4/10 but I make the DCOUNT.

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Definitely the right spot for this convo. He's probably telling his friends on an anonymous forum that you're a 7 and average.

I’d take that tbh.

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