Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!
On the bench and anxious! Does everyone have a project lined up immediately after a project ends even if that project weren't the top choice?
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.
Opinion: relationship (unspecified degree of commitment) with someone on your project team...yea or nay?
First project is international. #baptismbyfire
"That was a great deck, but could you change all the colors on the charts? The client likes the color blue"
Everybody I know wants to get out of this project. It's only this project or you guys too???
When you go to the office to increase productivity but the client's Remote access doesn't work because IT says "connection is too secure" WFH the rest of the project
Client used the word "paradigm" 8x and "skin the cat" 3x during a 30 minute conference call
That awkward moment when you're sitting in Orals for an RFP and the client says they don't understand what role you've been brought in to discuss...
That moment when you dial in to a client call remotely and they have printed agendas for the live team and no one sent an electronic version to you. #wtfisgoingon
Can you imagine the fuckery that would happen if a client looked at all of these posts?! Hahaha #valuecreation
When the client you can't stand tells your team to be on call over the holiday break... #byefelicia
Director just scheduled a 3pm project review/close-out for the 24th....sweet bro #babyjesusdisapproves
Traveling for the holidays, and greeted with Accenture transforming business ads in every airport terminal. If only the firm can be as creative in their client engagements as they are in their ad making.
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On medical leave (athletic injury/surgery, not to worry!), restricted to a bed, & in need of recs for best TV shows to binge -- go!
I'm just trying to take a piss test and go home. How long does it take to set that shit up?
When you're flipping channels and see your clients on TV. Turns out it's CSPAN and they're getting grilled by congress. Yup my life is gonna suck when I go back on Monday. #federalproblems
When I hit the hotel gym excited for a serious workout and forget that I haven’t worked out in 2 months
Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl
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