Hey fishes, I have joined Cognizant as a business analyst in July 2021. I got allocated to a project, but my billing hasn't been started. I fill training and non-billable in timesheet and has never been exposed to the client yet, but I work with some seniors and assist them. Learning is stagnated, and I feel that how is it possible that a guy from 6 months is allocated to a project but neither getting work nor billable? Is it normal in Cognizant? Please help me to understand.

Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!

Week 3 of 12 week project. I cherish the 3 days at home :)

On the bench and anxious! Does everyone have a project lined up immediately after a project ends even if that project weren't the top choice?

Up vote if your client made headlines last month! Mine moved the industrial index...

When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup

Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.

Opinion: relationship (unspecified degree of commitment) with someone on your project team...yea or nay?

First project is international. #baptismbyfire

What matters more to you? Promotion or gaining experience from the project you are on?

"That was a great deck, but could you change all the colors on the charts? The client likes the color blue"

Everybody I know wants to get out of this project. It's only this project or you guys too???

Shout out to my FSI folks working alone on client site today!

When you go to the office to increase productivity but the client's Remote access doesn't work because IT says "connection is too secure" WFH the rest of the project

Client used the word "paradigm" 8x and "skin the cat" 3x during a 30 minute conference call

That awkward moment when you're sitting in Orals for an RFP and the client says they don't understand what role you've been brought in to discuss...

That moment when you dial in to a client call remotely and they have printed agendas for the live team and no one sent an electronic version to you. #wtfisgoingon

Can you imagine the fuckery that would happen if a client looked at all of these posts?! Hahaha #valuecreation

When the client you can't stand tells your team to be on call over the holiday break... #byefelicia

Director just scheduled a 3pm project review/close-out for the 24th....sweet bro #babyjesusdisapproves

Traveling for the holidays, and greeted with Accenture transforming business ads in every airport terminal. If only the firm can be as creative in their client engagements as they are in their ad making.

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On medical leave (athletic injury/surgery, not to worry!), restricted to a bed, & in need of recs for best TV shows to binge -- go!

Most underrated city you have been to on business. I'll start with Madison, Wisconsin.

I'm just trying to take a piss test and go home. How long does it take to set that shit up?

When you're flipping channels and see your clients on TV. Turns out it's CSPAN and they're getting grilled by congress. Yup my life is gonna suck when I go back on Monday. #federalproblems

When I hit the hotel gym excited for a serious workout and forget that I haven’t worked out in 2 months

Haven't travel in 2 weeks. Getting airport withdrawals #remote

What's better to have: hotel credit card or airline credit card to accumulate points?

Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl

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