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Hahahah in Infosys also we are feeling really blessed, and I think after getting 250% hike our CEO must be busy doing holidays so no wishes mail 😔, you people are so lucky your ceo is so caring🤣

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Ceo cleaning house probably for diwali 😅.

This is a sarcastic post 😂 nice one

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🙏 wonderful email and validation from others. My best day in cognizant 😍

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You got less bonus. With all this I GOT CEO MAIL WISHING ME DIWALI

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Funny thing is that CEO is asking us to enjoy this day with our family and friends.

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What??? I joined CTS on 6th June

Enough to buy five stars for my whole family,will also include some lucky friends.

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If you are wondering what I received was a wonderful email for diwali that's it.😅

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Does Cognizant provide early salary for this month. Not asking for any gift or bonus. Does they gave early for diwali?

No no,it's just a sarcastic post. Please don't read too much into it.

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