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Hey I’m looking to do some insider trading. Anyone know which consulting firm I should work at?

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Rajat Gupta is that you ?

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I guess McKinsey - when the boss is all in, what's that tell the rest of the crew?

KPMG according to Phil Mickleson

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Not sure of consulting firm but you might want to look inside of a jail cell.

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This is the FBI, we have unmasked your identity and are checking in with your firm’s compliance team. The SEC has been notified.

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Shitpost tbh

Nice try, SEC

Galleon group and tell Raj I said hi.

Nice try, FBI

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