I'm a first year analyst and a little fearful of the travel schedule I'll have to adopt in the coming months. From those more seasoned than myself... what are some tips or best practices to deal with the travel?
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
Sure enough, had nightmares of puppy-monkey-baby.
If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!
LAX-JFK redeye with screaming child in business the whole way... makes for a great 9am with the client COO
Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...
Supposed to be home Thurs...on a plane this morning because my client likes to have impromptu unproductive meetings with their CEO...and now a child is crying in front of me and sick people behind
When you're the only girl on the team and the rest of the team votes Hooters for Friday lunch and your waitress ends up being 7 months pregnant ... Lololol 😂😂 #jokesonyouguys
I feel like a mother f*king zombie.
Dear kid from middle seat who pulled up my window blind while I was dozing off, head resting right where the bright scorching sun started to slowly burn a hole.. Fuck you. I will steal your cookies.
When you switch your window seat for a middle seat so a child can sit next to his dad #goodkarma #heavenpoints
THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.
Jamming to Ice Ice Baby...don't judge me 🤓
this baby next to me kept smiling at me every time she woke me up from my sleep in the plane. I just couldn't get mad at her innocent smiley face. 😀 #littlethingsinlife
I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.
Delayed 40 min because a kid threw up in the back of the plane? Free upgrade to the first row is especially sweet today
Overheard on the flight: old white male says to an Asian lady: 'cute china doll you have there' in reference to her baby. Asian lady's response: we are not Chinese nor from China.
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Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?
This is just yik yak, but like, not fun
Differences in culture between Accenture and Deloitte? Please, only respond if you have worked for both firms. I hear D is more uptight, any truth to this? Really want your opinions.
Overheard: the people who lived in the B.C. era, do you think ever questioned what their years were counting down to?
Guy in row ahead of me is literally wearing a Deloitte track suit. You can’t make this stuff up! 😂😂🤷🏼♂️
7:30 Friday night at client site. Email from manager: "do you have any downtime this weekend?" Response: "It is this weekend."
3 months into consulting and got introduced as the expert on something I didn’t know existed before January
Uber just banned my account 😳😩😂
2 weeks and 2 days. Just keep saying it....
A client just interviewed me for a good hour. First time I meet a potential client over the phone before even being confirmed for the project. This job is going to kill me one day
Has anyone seen this? 22 year old who assaulted a teenage girl got sentencing delayed so that it wouldn't interfere with his Deloitte internship: http://bit.ly/2wtcJRv
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