Getting back to the travel is like going for a new job. Can't believe I left my child behind again.
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑
"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL
I am rewatching thrones and seeing how Robb didn't listen to his mother when it comes to his girlfriend is so relevant to my life
Omg, this manager is talking someone through video call controls like a child... I think this is the other person's first time. 😁
Every time someone jokingly says "You only got into Stanford, because you're black", a baby alpaca dies.
Just gonna put this out there: found out today that my pops had a kid out of wedlock. Kid is 24yrs old. Mom is crushed. That and I have my CRT on Friday. Fuck!!!!
I'm an Indian outlaw, half Cherokee and Choctaw, my baby she's a Chippewa, she's one of a kind...
My kid won't stop grabbing at my tits and singing "boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie." I think my husband is to blame.
Screaming baby on plane. Again. I'm all in favor of age restriction on small children flying. Anyone else? Clearly the kid is miserable too.
"It's a man baby!!!!!"
This lady next to me on my flight had a baby and asked if I would it while she went to the bathroom. Before I could say anything, she shoved the baby into my hands and walked off. Who does that?
Hah. Just met the father of the partner on my case on my flight. Let the childhood stories begin...
"Baby if you were my wife I would treat you like a princess & wouldn't let you work". "But honey would like to take care of my JD and MBA debt too?" Silence.
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Can we bring extra guest to the holiday party? How does that work? Is pwC strict on the guest list?
If Social Security gets repealed/ reduced / changed, can I get a refund for the tax I've already paid? Or is this whole thing just a scam...
Just got one of these special emails with a meeting invite for a 'career conversation' tomorrow. Any advice on how the conversation will go, severance package, visa issues etc. Appreciate any help
Fact: By any objective measure, MBBD is a more accurate description of the current market than MBB.
What's your dream exit career post-consulting? 👑 Also OK if you want to stay the partner/MD track. What are you doing to get there?
I want to get of the road. Burnt out. Have made too many family +health sacrifices. New RP/coach (old ones moved on). Best way to approach wo getting fired? T3, 8 year vet, Manager
Does anyone know how/when bonus MQM's are given?? I googled on delta but just talks about the MQM's not the bonus you sometimes receive!
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