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Hi all! I’m working on content for an upcoming HR event and we are creating some comedy/sketches in between different sessions to make the event more fun. For some inspiration, I’d love to hear your favorite (or most overused) HR or recruitment lingo/jargon!

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Comprehensive benefits package lol

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This one is my fave too! It made me laugh reading it haha.

COVID protocols

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If I never heard this again it would be too soon.....lol

Check out @notshrmapproved on insta for funny stuff you might be able to use. Or @humorousresources too.

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Love that page!!

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Equal Opportunity Employer

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Employee engagement

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In the "abundance of caution"

Job shadowing to build positive working relationships and engagement

We want you to bring your whole, authentic self to work 👀

“Thank you for sharing that feedback” or “Feedback is a gift”. I’m also a big fan of “Let’s link arms together” and “There are no dumb questions”.

I have to jump off for another call. I have a hard stop at X time.

Haha, I feel like this is regular talk

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