Hi, anyone working in project execution in JP Morgan?

When you recycle 14 decks to come with up with 1 deck and send it to your client to blow him away

New Year's Resolution/Goal: get the useless, bumbling QA manager that nobody respects or likes on my project kicked off by March.

Billing time on vacation days. Feeling like Santa's little helper on my client's dime.

Does anyone else take their shirt off when dumping at the client site. Soooo comfortable 💩

When your client gives you the superlative of "Most likely to make the ladies swoon" at the annual holiday party. This can be added to my performance review, right? 😂 #stillsingle

#NewYearsGoals promotion via curr SM, then travel project->airline status->monthly wkend adventures (i.e. Actually living). If I'm working Mon-Wed night as it is, may as well be on the road w/ perks!

Just saw two ambulances outside the Chipotle next to my client site, but E. coli be damned, I just got off a 2.5 hour call and need a f***ing burrito. I'm taking my chances.

When you realize you're "going native" (aka too immersed in client culture because you sit there 100% of the time) because your colleagues call you out. #stagedintervention #goodlookingout #grateful

Anybody ever been so sick (e.g., food poisoning/stomach flew) you couldn't make your flight to you client?

$2500 client expense, who wants to charge it in??? Me!!!!! Poinnntttsssss!!!!

Client switched to single ply toilet paper. Fuck that

When u complain about a male client who has been difficult to work with virtually & another male client says "we'll have dinner next time he's in town & he'll love ya. He's a sucker for pretty girls"

When your client gives you a client laptop #RIPShoulders

You know the project is going well when even the client sponsor jokes about jumping out of the window so someone else has to deal with this shit...

What're your little known consulting perks? At ACN you can sign up for iPass to get wifi on all flights for $13 per month (billed to client obviously)

Is your client in the public sector or commercial?

TFW the client doesn't get it, but their upstream does, spectacularly.

Seriously what is the time policy at Deloitte?! They tell you to book what you work - then you get on a project where your manager tells you in not so many words to book what the projects budgeted for

That moment you ask the client about the pictures on their desk to be kind and they actually start bragging about their kids.

Client site on a Friday... Aka hell

Testing at 9am EST

Ahh it is posting but into middle of feed as opposed to top.

How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

This is looking great!

Posting from the top side.

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Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?

Yeah you're right. It cuts after two lines instead of expanding.

Post for tests 2

Not seeing any other posts!

Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

new test post

Post to test

Where is a new build???

What's the longest period of time you have had to wait to get credentialed before starting a new position?

Been a miles hoarder for my whole life (United, American, Delta). I just learned about fidelity (2% cash back on all purchases/no annual). Seems legit. Any one have experience?

About to give my first interview at my old college for first rounds. Any tips, best practices? Ex: cases, or red flags to look for when talking to applicants?

Is it true that EY is saving on travel costs by parking motor homes outside client sites? Genius!

Don't you guys get frustrated when we get emails from leadership saying how well our project/firm is doing, but all we get as reward is their useless thank you email