Hi Epamers, Can anyone help me to understand one thing here from EPAM Systems. In JD they have mentioned about requirement fir to “Basin Team”. What is this Basin Team like ? Is it a project name “Basin” or tool name ? Your inputs are highly appreciated. TIA

When it's your second day on the project and you already get screamed at for trying to be helpful

Starting project in Orlando next week. Looking forward to abusing my AMEX and dignity at Rainforest Cafe.

Working remote... 8:15 email from client security" VPN unplanned outage"... Scramble!

"Hello from Auto-Replyyyyyy." - Adele... reading my Outlook inbox as I send emails on to the client on a Sunday during the holidays, per the partner's instruction.

My New Years Resolution is to be just bitchy enough to get asked to leave my current project - otherwise I'm stuck with these incompetent micromanaging a-holes until 2017 😭

Have to start flying Southwest due to my airport and client travel requirements. Any tips/tricks and flying SWA for business?

Attn: Request for Proposal for process improvement regarding client bathroom housekeeping. Housekeeping is incompetent as they do not understand if you pack the paper towels in too tightly, they rip

If a client stood you up on a one on one meeting, what's the best way to handle a no-show? This meeting needs to be rescheduled.

Tentatively asked to be on a PM project, but a second manager asked me to do a functional role. I want to be building skills, how can I push off the first role?

Client said they can't login to their computers today due to connectivity issues....oh darn 😍

Client site on a Friday... Aka hell

That moment when you hear the client grunting in the bathroom taking a dump and have a meeting in half an hour.

When you planned on staying at the client site for the weekend, but your project launch went better than expected 🙌

Anyone else on the bench with 0 project leads? I'm so lost 😕

When you get picked up on an out of town project based on "your resume and special skills and abilities"

When the client refers to dinner with your partner as the "timeshare sales pitch" meeting 😂

Client turned the phone back on after call ended before starting to talk shit about it. Said he learned it from consultants 😂

The moment you walk into client site with a wet ass because the rental car seat was inconspicuously wet.

When you're on calls and responding to IMs and fixing other people's shit all day and it's 5:50 PM and you haven't gotten any of your shit done, bill the client for all that time?

When you forget your mouse at your client 😐

Not crashing anymore.

Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?

Living it up in the city.

Still not seeing location in the post window when turning it off.

Changed my company but it didn't update!

My New Years Resolution is to be just bitchy enough to get asked to leave my current project - otherwise I'm stuck with these incompetent micromanaging a-holes until 2017 😭

Just received my annual raise, is it too soon to ask for more?

Two different United flights me & a family member booked were canceled within 24hrs of each other due to ground staff shortages… anyone else have this happen to them?

That pizza place in the opening of the first episode of billions is my childhood pizza place 😍😍

What should I ask for in my exit interview?

Best excuses for missing work for an interview?

Do most of you guys leave a tip at hotels?

EY FSO is hurting. Don't expect a decent raise or bonus..regardless of your utilization or ratings ...

Have to start flying Southwest due to my airport and client travel requirements. Any tips/tricks and flying SWA for business?

Going to lunch in an hour with exec recruiter + internal consulting leader of industry comp that's trying to recruit me. Have said I'm not looking to move for ~6 months. Should I expect an interview?

Client takes Halloween too seriously.. I’m currently working for a Unicorn today. 🦄 🌈

Tell me more about Deloitte pension?

TFW an awesome long-term project is nearly signed, but someone swoops in and snaps you up on a shitty 6-week one instead.

How many of you are the type who seems to always get the last words? And how’s that working out for you professionally and personally?

What are some of the investment options that I can use park extra money(after major investments) every month. I am already doing 401k, index funds through betterment. Exploring bitcoins as an option.