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Today's meeting with the client, "... ultimately we would need the solution. You need to grab this by the b....neck" *awkward silence* *faint snigger* Me - I get the girth of the situation now...

"What do you call an iphone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous!" --> Overheard at midwest client site #shootme #clienthumor

If I have to hear the term, "jerry-rig" to describe how the client fucked up one more time...

Just got rolled off a project after 6 weeks of on-boarding and 0 work done. Oh life...

New Year's Resolution/Goal: get the useless, bumbling QA manager that nobody respects or likes on my project kicked off by March.

Trying to avoid a political discussion with my client tomorrow after the debate tonight.

Working remote... 8:15 email from client security" VPN unplanned outage"... Scramble!

Director just scheduled a 3pm project review/close-out for the 24th....sweet bro #babyjesusdisapproves

I spent all of yesterday traveling to the client site and now there is a winter storm and we were advised to work from the hotel room. why couldn't you have told me before I left California?

When you just can't bring yourself to care about your client's problems anymore

Friday night with my client laptop. Why, this is a lovely date. Would you like a sip of my latte? What will happen if I kill the clients laptop? #thoughtsonFridaynights

T-minus 4 days until I rolloff my project and I'm on the bench for the first time in seven months. First thing on my docket? Go to Vermont and ski / drink Heady Topper.

Anybody ever been so sick (e.g., food poisoning/stomach flew) you couldn't make your flight to you client?

From NYC going for a one-time client meeting in Austin, taking off Friday (rolling MLK day). Need to be home Saturday - should I spend an extra day exploring Austin or visit a new place for a day?

Just brewed a fresh pot of coffee in the client's break room and a DBA asked how my first week was going. Oh god I'm assimilating.

Help. Stuck in client restroom. No more toilet paper.

When you know you're a match made in heaven. You hype it up so much that you refuse to commit to anything else... and then a senior BA / ASC comes in and swoops up your project... #beached

Praying for all the consultants stuck at client site because of the snow storm.

Counting the days until this project ends is the only thing that keeps me going. #25WorkDaysToGo, #SickOfConsulting

How do I politely tell the analysts on my project that no one gives a shit about what undergrad they went to?

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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?

Any ladies here that were pregnant while in consulting? Any tips on how to manage work stress, long hours, travel etc. while making sure you have a healthy pregnancy?

Who else is dreading going back after a 4+ day weekend? 😩🙈

EY seniors: Calling for all things you heard on rating / raise / bonus / layoffs, etc.

The transition from alt travel to project travel...things are so much more enjoyable when charged to the Amex!

Anyone have any good recommendations and resources for doing case interviews from scratch?

is anyone investing in any cyrpto coins? any suggestions

I love the smell of client value creation in the morning. It's an interesting mix of analyst sweat and tears.

There needs to be a gun emoji in Skype for Business and slack. #addedvalue #clientfeels