Oh! Another personal project with Trump.
So tired of shifting goalposts and fire drills that just piss off the client. Call the fucking MW and end this nonsense
Just checked the bathrooms on 4 different floors at my client site and every fucking stall is taken. Wtf!
How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.
Im one of the few traveling people on my project. SO gets jealous when I have dinner with team members of the opposite sex. How do I explain that it's normal in consulting?
Cute girl sitting next to me at the bar at W but she's so into her nook that she won't look up. Yes I'm still at a client site :(
Need help Cyber 🐠: Client's a firm that just got hacked. All they ever do is bitch about Vault rankings, their "look," and some shit about "Harder than Harvard." Thoughts on handling these douches?
Been dating somebody on my project for the last 3 months. They recently got out of an engagement. Ex's Instagram shows signs they are getting married still. What do I do?
Fuck TSA. Insisted on randomly screening me (middle eastern guy) and made me miss my flight to client site. Repeatedly told them I had a flight, gave zero fucks and took as slow as possible.
Has anyone adopted a dog while traveling on a project every week? I want to get a puppy but I don’t want to do him/her dirty by not being around :(
First flight for first travel project ever, and I missed my fucking flight - fml - anyone ever get in trouble for extra fees if missing a flight? Is it not a big deal or does it come out of my pay?
What a scumbag-woke up today to an email from the project MD questioning why my Uber ride on Thursday from the airport to my apt is $3 more than previous weeks. Is "go fuck a goat" a proper response?
Started sharing my screen during a conference call with the project and client team. Forgot my resume was up. FML
How do you tell jr resources you manage to stop showing up to the client looking like Migos at the Met Gala i.e, loud shirts and all gold everything (my Indian fish on the jewelry part)?
Just found out the guy for which my last GF ditched me (back home in India) joined Deloitte last month and will be joining my project team from Monday. FYI I am SM and he is joining as experienced SC.
Little sister started college has done dating, drugs, alcohol, and sex in the 1st month already. I'm her very vanilla older brother (i.e. never done any of the above). Feeling overwhelmed with the tmi. Anyone deal with this, how do you handle it? I like the fact she trusts me enough to talk to me freely but I have no idea how Im supposed to give her the guidance she's looking / asking for. Feeling more unqualified than as when I'm introduced as a SME to a new client.
The latest Hidden Brain episode ‘Bullshit jobs’ is incredible haha. Totally applies to so much of consulting and what you see on client sites
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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
If I’m doing an onsite interview for Accenture Strategy, should I expected a case interview and a MD “confirmation” interview on the same day instead of going onsite twice?
I tested positive for covid using a rapid test a couple months ago but now I am experiencing Covid symptoms again. I am going to take another test (PCR this time) to see if I am somehow positive again. Has anyone heard of this? Can you test positive for Covid yet again in such a short period?
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