Hi Fishes 🐠, Hope you are doing great! I wanted to reach out because I’m currently exploring new opportunities. I have 4 years of experience in project management and business operations. Please help sharing/referring if there is any PMO/Project Management you have. Just to add, I am currently serving my notice period and will be available to join after 20th Jan'22.

😲😲 Can we get an inter-firm consulting project to fix TSA? This shits insane!!

Nothing shits on your weekend like a bad client status call at 5pm on a Friday

Inspired by a Reddit post - what are red flags for a bad client/project?

Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave

Thoughts/experiences on dating within the firms, across different levels? (Aside from the obvious rule, "don't date your coach and project mgr")

Pulled off of an interesting engagement to fill in for a resource on leave. Ends up being basically a staff aug and because I'm local they want me onsite even though it's a remote project. Fuck

Oh! Another personal project with Trump.

How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.

I once told the client to get the fuck out of our work area for discussing Game of Thrones episode before I had seen it.... right or wrong?

TFW your Indian music app accidentally bangs out loud music at the client.

About to leave for b school, shooting for a solid mediocre rating this project. Feels good to give no fucks 😇

Way to fuck up a pitch - MD corrects a client on an obscure Warren Buffett fact - mood in the room changed to get the F out 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

An Inconvenient Poop - The story of a jr cw who had to leave a client presentation for a bowel movement.

You ever get so sick of prepping for a walk through you just say fuck it and wing it? I mean really, the pressure should be on the client to talk about the process, not on us 🙀

Fuck TSA. Insisted on randomly screening me (middle eastern guy) and made me miss my flight to client site. Repeatedly told them I had a flight, gave zero fucks and took as slow as possible.

Has anyone adopted a dog while traveling on a project every week? I want to get a puppy but I don’t want to do him/her dirty by not being around :(

First flight for first travel project ever, and I missed my fucking flight - fml - anyone ever get in trouble for extra fees if missing a flight? Is it not a big deal or does it come out of my pay?

What a scumbag-woke up today to an email from the project MD questioning why my Uber ride on Thursday from the airport to my apt is $3 more than previous weeks. Is "go fuck a goat" a proper response?

Just found out the guy for which my last GF ditched me (back home in India) joined Deloitte last month and will be joining my project team from Monday. FYI I am SM and he is joining as experienced SC.

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This transgender bathroom issue has gotten out of hand. Deloitte homepage shows an article titled "Supporting our Inclusive Culture". Deloitte should allow it's employees to decide their own stance.

Any other previously poor kids here that also look around at their coworkers every once in a while and subconsciously think "what in the f*ck am I doing here?" Recently had this feeling when our new..

Advice for GSAP? Thinking of applying this year.

Advising a friend who got a Deloitte Strategy Analyst offer at a HCOL, tier 1 US city: He would be starting at 80K with no performance based bonus for the first year or two. Did he read the offer letter wrong or is that where Deloitte's starting comp is at? Also, when would he find out his offering portfolio? (kind of a make or break decision in factor) Thanks in advance!

Can I use my Roth 401k to pay for MBA tuition without any penalties/tax implications?

CSR PSA: 100k bonus points drops to 50k on January 12. If you want it, get it now.

What are the reputations of FAANG companies as places to work? What are your preferences of which firms you’d want to work for/not work for?

I’m moving to Chicago once offices start opening back up. Any recommendations of where to live? Thinking about spending between $1200-$1750 on rent. I also have a puppy so I’m looking to live alone.