"Hello from Auto-Replyyyyyy." - Adele... reading my Outlook inbox as I send emails on to the client on a Sunday during the holidays, per the partner's instruction.
I spent all of yesterday traveling to the client site and now there is a winter storm and we were advised to work from the hotel room. why couldn't you have told me before I left California?
Considering quitting ACN mid-project to become an FTE for my previous client, but my current client is at the same company and I might run into him. Thoughts on best way to leave? Should I care?
Checked in to my flight for tomorrow's slap of reality and got an email saying that project kick-off is delayed 2 more weeks, don't travel tomorrow. Time to hit the slopes!
When half of your team isn't traveling due to the snow and you reach the client coz you're from the west coast
When the client comes to you and already says they have a budget for a project and requests a proposal and approach plan for formality sake 🙌🏼
When the client refers to dinner with your partner as the "timeshare sales pitch" meeting 😂
TFW an awesome long-term project is nearly signed, but someone swoops in and snaps you up on a shitty 6-week one instead.
When you forget your mouse at your client 😐
Last day of the project and all deliverables submitted = hungover watching Christina Aguilera videos with my privacy screen on.
Is it OK to tell the client contact, "We've identified a significant deficiency, it's you".
First day on a new project. Client senior manager brought us homemade brownies. Things are looking up 🙌
Client told to wear formal attire to a nice event. Shows up in red velvet tuxedo with custom Jordan's
Client is having a very awkward, personal phone call in the restroom stall.. C'mon go in the hallway or your car or something, I'm just trying to pee in peace😒
I'm seriously Rumpelstiltskin over here. Constantly spinning client shit into pure gold 💩🏆
My office's motto: We hardly ever fail, but if we do, it's probably the client's fault.
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Exit row is jam packed with seriously out-of-shape and obese individuals. Ain't nobody getting off this plane if this shit goes down.
PSA: Costco now sells La Croix, best news today!
Has anyone done a market correction of their compensation? If yes, what's the process like?
Millennial men are supposed to find a wife amongst women that constantly tell us that they don't need us. And if we lose interest in marriage we are called immature. The hypocrisy.
Any laid off Deloitte managers out there? I think I'm getting the axe tomorrow and would love to hear your story, severance package, if you negotiated.
How much time should I give a new role before I decide it's not for me/look for other jobs?
The "I told you so" smirk in team meetings
Does anyone else constantly have a song playing in their head? Not the same song all the time, but literally having a song in your head 24/7
The girl who sits next to me is nosy af and staring at my what I'm looking at on my laptop 🙄. Next time she does it, I'm establishing a personal bubble
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