First week training power point has scatterplot slide and kid raises his hand and tells the whole class that it looks like an "inappropriate splatter"
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!
It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime
Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣
Any ladies here that were pregnant while in consulting? Any tips on how to manage work stress, long hours, travel etc. while making sure you have a healthy pregnancy?
I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.
"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL
TV in the cafeteria is currently playing the Maury show (paternity test results episode obviously)
I was approached to adopt a dog - know of anyone that made pet ownership work with the consulting lifestyle? (Smaller dog breed, low energy)
Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?
I am rewatching thrones and seeing how Robb didn't listen to his mother when it comes to his girlfriend is so relevant to my life
My kid won't stop grabbing at my tits and singing "boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie." I think my husband is to blame.
"It's a man baby!!!!!"
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Anyone know how MBB differs from big 4 consulting for growth strat projects? Also in terms of compensation?
Where do you guys find out abt professionally relevant events in NY: lectures; workshops; networking groups, etc? Any newsletters or email lists I should be on?
Is Summer in Washington DC pleasant and comfortable?
I hate non-business travelers.
Interviewing with other companies on the down low...trying to keep my expectations in check that there's no "perfect job" ...#hopeful
Can a manager also be a friend?
Anyone know any good resources for learning to recruit out of consulting? So much info online about getting into consulting, not much about finding the best exit ops
Imagine getting high grades in school and practicing 30 case interviews with intense mental math just to become a glorified administrative assistant on a PMO work stream
Frustrated I didn't get the 100k Amex plat offer before they pulled it. How often does that come around?
Am I the only one who gets driven up a wall by the client's other contractors? Also is that a uniquely federal problem? They love to break up large projects among different firms.
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