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I AM NOT YELLING, THE MUSIC IS JUST REALLY LOUD HERE.

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They can't hire you I need them to hire me

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I literally had interviews every single day for the last 2 weeks and nothing ever happens

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No vowels are trendy now, duh ;) ^

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That’s Dope

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I just want to work 😭

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@SAD OP did you try writing a thank you later after the interviews?

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NY is not slow right now. lol

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Tell me about it?

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Sure, send across your portfolio, mistercowboy.com

AssD1 really i'd never thought of that. You are a genius.

SAD OP, I’ve had countless interviews and NYC isn’t hiring right now (it seems). But good on you for making the connections!

I always send thank you notes, but our industry is just really slow right now.

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