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Please contact my admin for assistance. Then put your buddy's firm address.

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"It's my birthday, it's after 6pm, unless it's on fire, please don't contact me"

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Best one you've actually used or just hypothetically? This one pretty clearly reveals my identity to my coworkers as I used it within the last few months but oh well: "I am currently journeying 13 hours into the future on a critical mission to prevent the destruction of the world and will return to my original timeline on mm/dd. Unfortunately, being in the future does not yield prescience about your message (violation of causality and such), and my reply will likely be delayed due to the effects of temporal distortion." Yes, I know I will probably die alone.

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