Holiday party season is among us. Any funny stories from years past?

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Two of the associates tried to do the lift from dirty dancing last year....it didn’t work out so well and someone ended up with a broken tooth

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My buddy’s gf punched him at the holiday party and his office still jokes about it to this day. They’re happily married now :).

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I like this story very much. Props to her lol

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True to description, that was not funny at all.

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There was one time an associate spilled wine on an partners wife’s expensive dress— who was IRATE. Funny? Depends who you ask!

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Yea immediate dry cleaning can fix that or she can just buy another dress, sounds like she made the situation worse by getting so angry 😂

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When I was a paralegal, the senior partner gave the new associate the company card at our company dinner so we could go out for more drinks. We proceeded to an Irish bar where shots kept flowing, another paralegal threw up on the associates coat, we danced on the bar, and then we lost the company card. We blamed it on the associate who is still my friend hahaha

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I blame this on the partner, they should have expected that result 😂

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We should organize a fishbowl holiday party!

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With “Associate Attorney #X” nametags

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Story, yes. Funny, no. A senior partner from another office joined our holiday party last year, spent the evening getting kind of drunk, talking about another partner’s wife being ‘tolerable than most’, and following one of our assistants around the whole time. Towards the end of the evening, the assistant was offering to help him with some work when she apparently said something that was very true and he literally blew up at her with a ‘what the **** do you think you’re saying’ scream at the top of his voice! There was a pregnant guest who was literally scared for her health that evening.

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Whoa. Ours are muchhh more tame.

Can I get an invite to these drama-filled holiday parties? Ours are so boring!

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That just sounds like trouble with a group of lawyers

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