Horror stories from your law school career services department? I was struggling due to a family emergency that delayed my bar and put my career in hold, so I sought help from my law school’s career center.

In an email, they suggested a data entry job and provided a link for me to apply. The link was to a fake listing phishing scam page loaded with ads.

I stopped asking for their help after that.

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They stole my resume format and that was how they started doing everyone else’s resume like that ... then told me my formatting needed work.

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What’s great is waiting a while and giving them a resume they once checked off as “perfect” and then watch them tear you apart over their own suggestions.

Revision history becomes a popcorn show.

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I was told that since I wasn’t in the top 10% of my class that there was really no point in having me in for mock interviews or related services. I was told straight up that big law wouldn’t consider me and that a clerkship was off the table. I was told I should start looking at Craigslist or other online places for doc review or the equivalent of paralegal work because it was the only thing in my future.

I hustled and schmoozed my way into a few big law interviews regardless of their input and ultimately I landed in a clerkship position to the astonishment of the career services folks.

After my clerkship I turned down big law and went head on into a boutique specialized firm. The clerkship helped me meet so many people and one of the attorneys who was a regular “had to hire me”.

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They told me I “didn’t have the look” for Big Law (I got Big Law anyway)

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I recall we had “job board” that was only just a listing of courts and we were told to mass-spam every department in every court for clerkships.

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Most of my carreer services department was out on maternity leave... all three years I was in school. I got all my internships myself. When I reported having a bad experience, I never heard a peep. Virtually no support except for mock interviews.

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One girl at my law school applied (AND interned) for a “legal clerk” job posted on the career services website. It ended up being a 1-man law firm an hour outside of the city in a rural area on an EMU FARM. To top it off, apparently the attorney was over billing his clients, didn’t pay taxes and ended up never compensating the girl who interned for him

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“Experiential Learning”

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I was told I wasn’t personable

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Lol I guess not?

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Wow. What horror stories. My law school career services as wonderful and supportive. Obtained an internship, law clerk job, and graduate law clerk position that lead to a 15 year career in government. Now I am working in private practice in a local

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Family Law firm.

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