How accurate do you think this is? Gave me a good laugh 😂

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Literally the only reason I'm a consultant.

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Only semi-accurate, the insults are being their backs

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My new career mantra

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Everyone: It’s always nice to sleep in your own bed.
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Its friday night boyos

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#1 of 5

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Did not run spell check because...

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My new response when someone asks what consulting has taught me

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young, dumb, and broke

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Me - everyday

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Let’s take a step back

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But this is a great growth opportunity for you.

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Every week task

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Curious if there are any social media accounts you guys follow for memes. What are some of the funniest ones?

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When you have two directors and a partner dictating the direction of a deck

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#2 of 5

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Manager: Did you finish the task yet?
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*Me during the Nor’Easter*

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We need a vacation

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