How am I supposed to have an affair if we’re all remote??

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Ask your wife. She seems to be getting around just fine.

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Who says I have a wife?

Once again Always Deloitte

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Fr how am I supposed to get that business trip romance if I never have an excuse to leave the house

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Zoom has private message feature for a reason . Message people while on zoom . Messages like “you look Amazing” and “can you move camera a bit lower please” will take you there

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I straight up sent a private message in zoom once and the guy responded to everyone

This is an actual quote by my partner

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I am your partner

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I miss having a work husband 💔

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I’m up for grabs

Occulus VR...

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One of the Accenture perks that people aren’t talking about enough lol. Ladies meet me on the Nth floor.

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How am I supposed to get a job... if everyone's just hiring their friends?

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omg so bad lol 😂 I see it happens here. I stay clear from that here. I’m happy with my husband. He’s better than the trash men I work with. I like my peace, no drama, no affairs.

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Ugh 😩

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Get creative

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My work wife texted me two days ago saying she missed going to lunch with me! 💔

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She wants to smash

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