How can I buy a house at the lowest market price?

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The price you agree to pay is definitionally the market price, and it’s a single value. There is no “lowest market price”. It isn’t a thing.

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Make it a crime scene

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Ohio is always at the bottom of the market.

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Live in Pittsburgh.

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Go back in time to 2008

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Cash

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Buy where no one else wants to live: Ohio, Iowa, Wisconsin, etc

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Look at foreclosures, off season listings, offer flexibility depending on the situation, and be a good buyer by having your paperwork in order and vendors lined up.

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1) Find out who the current owner of your target house is
2) Closely observe them over a period of 3-6 months to identify their habits and routines
3) ???
4) Stage their gruesome murder in a sordid manner that generates national headlines and a FBI manhunt that turns into a cold case after 10+ years
5) Repeat steps #1-4 for the next owner(s)
6) After the house has remained vacant for 6+ months, make the bank an offer for pennies on the dollar
7) Profit

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What’s your address? Asking for a friend

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Take risks, buy foreclosures and houses with problems.

Might want to read up on riparian rights and storm water diversion laws first. Not so easy to divert water off your property.

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Wait until real estate market hits the lowest point and then buy a house. It’s that simple.

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