How can I get God’s cell phone number?

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It’s actually a text from Kanye

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I think it’s easier to get god’s phone number than Kanye’s

When did it change from rewarding you in the afterlife to rewarding you in the current one?

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I just feel like god has bigger fish to fry than our professional careers lol

Increase you 😂

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When those 3333 likes become 6969 likes, all hell is going to break lose.

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Is it so hard to be following the golden rule, that we now need religious factions showing how special they are over LinkedIn? Please save it for your Group therapy friends.

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Don’t have God’s phone number, but I do have Jesús’ number, if you ever need a good haircut

He does hair too? He's my favorite bartender.

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You didn’t get it at orientation?

1-555-PRAYERS

Not 1-420-UPHIGHS?

People are fun.

-ny. Funny.

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https://youtu.be/mqxJdCbURI0

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Like this guy already

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In case you missed it cringe, read today and reread yesterday because I want to post tomorrow that I had 200k reactions. Vurp.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Building my empire 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Calling support… is an accomplishment.

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Just want to say that everyone in this group is cringe. If you don’t like the LinkedIn post, then keep scrolling bucko.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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And here I've been going into interviews hunched over and sobbing. Who knew it was about JUST BEING CONFIDENT?? Duh. #ThoughtLeader

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Thoughts? I know everyone builds on mistakes, but I cringe at bragging too much on it. My title might suggest something more if I am hiring. 😏

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There’s a lot to unpack here…🥴

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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At this point Elon Musk will need to buy LinkedIn and make it about professional networking.

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The humble bragging is out of control…

I always wonder what happens when this type of person realizes their so desired destination sucks just like the others. It’s just work… stop glamorizing it.

Notice the self assigned title of “LinkedIn Creator”… wtf is that?

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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I think we’re seeing all these posts because LinkedIn “training” is telling people that they should post 3 types of content rotating.

1. Something about your company/product
2. Something about the broader industry you’re in
3. Something personal to you that is still somehow related to your job/industry

I’ve never posted the third type but I’m not a LinkedIn “influencer”

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Buckle up, incoming cringe bomb. If you are attending Neocon in Chicago, uh, heads up.

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